Scone reviews

This is where my love for crumbly pastries meets an excuse to practice creative writing. My alter ego is an embittered divorcee with a sordid past and a passion for reviewing scones.

Today my life was changed forever… 🍂I wheeled into #AustinTexas in my 2006 Chevy SSR 🤘to review the #PumpkinSpice scone 🎃from @starbucks (since it’s the first day of #PSLSeason.) Once I got to my @airbnb, 🏡I plated my purchase and be
Drumroll… PLEASE! 🥁 (Please, I need the confidence boost LOL. 😅🥹) Today I’m posting a #sconereview from magnificent 🫡 municipality 🏢of #Rockford Illinois! 🌾Without getting into too many details, I’ve #abandoned my life in St.
🎶Scoooone, scone on the raaaannnngeee, where the sugar and flour does baaaaaaake!🎶 That’s right — I know you’ve waited with bated breath 😮‍💨since my last post. Now I’m here to give you what you want — nay —
To all my dearest fans, I’d like to apologize 🙏😌for such a severe absence of #reviews this last eight months. 🙀🙀🙀Yet #another exciting chapter 📕in my life 🍃unfolds as I find myself relocated to the great midwestern city of #SaintLouis! ?
Idaho? More like I-da-SCONE… reviewer. 🤟🤪🤟And that’s exactly why I came here to #Boise. You see, I’m a member of the international scone appreciation society 🧐 and they were kind enough to send me on an all-expenses paid trip ?
Greetings, people of Scone-Francisco! 👽✌️ Here we go with another no holds barred review of that lovely, crumbly mistress we call the scone. Pumpkin chocolate scone from @andytownsf. ____________________________ Rating: 7.5/10 Price: $3.50ish ___
Q: What's triangular, baked, yummy... and currently in my tummy?🤰🏻 A: This scone! 😋 Yep, that's right — it's been a ding-dang long time since I reviewed a scone. 👴🏻Relocating to #sanfrancisco has given me the opportunity to refocus my ene
Ok here's the deal: I've had #HUNDREDS 💯if not thousands of #emails ✉️flooding my inbox literally🙏 #BEGGING me to release another double2️⃣ #scone review. Well you asked, 🗣so I'm listening👂—straight from St. Louis! I #should also note that
What's poppin' #sconeheads? Yeah it's been a while—you're not wrong about that. 🤷🏻‍♂️😔🙏 But I've started a whole new #chapter of my life, leaving behind everything and picking up new #career as a pet cemetery ⚰️caretaker by day 🌞, #sco